I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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