Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom