If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
you inspire me to be a worse person
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I think i got beer on your cat.
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