U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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