From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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