im gay
i know
yea but for you.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
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