Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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