how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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