So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
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