I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
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But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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