I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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