Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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