she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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