I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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