I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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