38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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