What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
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