If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
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We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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