why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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