Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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