uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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