Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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