butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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