Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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