i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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