If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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