Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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