i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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