Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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