Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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