We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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