My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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