Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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