How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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