even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Two words: blizzard sex
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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