Duck Duck Cougar?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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