STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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