There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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