We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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