I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
