I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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