is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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