I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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