Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
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