Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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