What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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