he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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