Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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