not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
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Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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