I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
