Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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