If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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