I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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