They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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