No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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