That's when you crack a 10am beer
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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