Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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