i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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