Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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