Christians are straight up FREAKS
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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