The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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